On this day, 2 December 1978: Whoopee!

I wasn’t especially into cars but even for me, The Saint’s Corgi Jaguar XJS was one of the coolest toys an 8yo could have. The competition’s an easy one too. 1. The Saint wears clown shoes. 2. The Saint forgets where he left his trousers. 3. The Saint puts on a skirt instead. 4. The Saint shitposting on Twitter. 5. The Saint trips over his long toenails. 6. The Saint runs away from Greavsie.

Elsewhere in this week’s Whoopee!, these Double Agent sweets bring back memories, and there are some free Christmas cards courtesy of Styx (Leslie Harding) and Sid Burgon.